Lyrics
The Gospel of Late Night TV - February 24, 2013
If you ain't got money
And you want a piece of the pie
If you want the remedy
Send me your last dime
CHORUS:
I wish I could believe
In the gospel, of late night TV
I'd be healthy, wealthy, sexy and saved
For a series of small payments
Plus shipping and handling
If you ain't got salvation
Just look into my eyes
I have all the answers
Send me your last dime
You ain't got abs like mine
If you ain't got time
Put down those chicken wings
Send me your last dime
Money can buy a lot of things
A fact I won't deny
Buy yourself a TV slot
And make the other suckers buy
ALTERNATE CHORUS:
Make them believe
In your gospel on late night TV
Say words like healthy, wealthy and saved
Throw in a some worthless junk
And add a few hidden fees